THIS ALBUM HAS BONUS TRACKS. Feel free to download if you want more!

I am STROKEBOY. So I let an ex-friend of mine write this album's description for me, but due to his staggering disrespect I must say I do not APPROVE of the text below. However, I will keep it since I believe this very disrespectful excerpt has become part of this release by now.

"Album Gosmento" is an ode to found sounds, digital or not. You'll find samples from found footage, kitschy loops, music generators found across the internet, very cheap, low-end synthesizers, etc. Have Fun

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This album is a piece of shit. I hate this album. Hello, I'm STROKEBOY, and today, you'll have to feast on this utter piece of CRAP that "Album Gosmento" is. Is it even an album? Have any of the Strokeboys ever been albums? Maybe. That's what youngsters call music nowadays? I have no idea, but I know that by uploading this I'm pleasing Strokeboy. and That's all that matters. The last stretch makes me anxious. Music? Maybe.

Go away if you want to shove this up your powerpoint presentation and call it an album. Motherfucker, I will tell you: My mother would be proud. She enjoys talent. So whenever you think you can get away with this whole school business using my music, feel free to go ahead & make her proud. I'll be proud too.

The teacher? Well she wasn't down my alley anyway. Gave me too many Fs. And you know what I do not like? Givings F. For I, Strokeboy's employee, do not give a single fuck. I think I might be Strokeboy? This pays me 7$ an hour, and I doubt I'll even be able to buy a single packet of ramen seasoning with the fortune awaiting for me. May be a matter of perspective? Who knows, I know i wouldn't be here otherwise.

Enjoy "Disco Gosmento". Lick it, hear it, whatever. But you can't convince me this is music. In fact, I could fart on a microphone, add a picture to accompany it, and release on bandcamp. What? OOooohh, Strokeboy has beaten me to it. What a clever boy he is, isn't it? Well I doubt he can keep doing this for much longer, he told me he will try to get a job soon. 7/11 I think? I think he'll taint the title of a 7/11 employee. Can you even believe that? Strokeboy working?

I bet the most amount of work he was ever put into something was when I broke my leg and he drove me to the hospital. From that day onward, I think he hasn't done anything. Oh, my dog? It's going well, might have to go under a fur surgery. I want em to be blue, like me, once I bite that Eyeball Guy to pieces.